Dear CWS,

Well hooooooly shit! That was probably one of the ugliest wins I have ever seen in my life. Thirteen hits and only three runs?! Really. Please, do not make this another 2008/2007/2006. Pitching was solid... except Bobby... and hits are good but YOU NEED TO HIT WHEN IT COUNTS AKA WHEN RUNNERS ARE ON THIRD BASE! I mean really?! How can one team seriously strand that make baserunners?! It's ridiculous! Fields had a great game. SEXY ALEXEI NEEDS TO MAKE BIG HIT SOMETIME SOON OKAY? You guys are getting hits, just not when it matters, and that really needs to change. Overall that was a terrible game and you ALL need to pick it up tomorrow.

LOVE,
E-trrrain