What has been up lately?
Beating the Angels for crying out loud!!!
AJ stole a base & caught a runner stealing in the SAME GAME!
Scotty Pods gunned someone down @ home plate!
BOBBY JENKS HAS A MOHAWK!
Sign of the apocolypse Y/N?
Also Half Way to St. Patrick's Day was the other day.
Which means green jerseys.
WHICH MEANS EHREN WASSERMANN LOOKS LIKE A LEPRECHAUN.
I mean more than he usually does @ least.
Love,
e.train
Sunday, September 16, 2007
Dear Jim Thome,
CONGRATZ!!!!
I know I always say that KW needs to trade you, but deep down I know the Sox wouldn't be the same without you. NUMERO 500! WALK OFF STYLE! No possible way it could've been any better.
HRs by Joshua Fields & Dannnny Richar. I love newbs.
GOOD DAYYYYY.
Love,
E-Train
I know I always say that KW needs to trade you, but deep down I know the Sox wouldn't be the same without you. NUMERO 500! WALK OFF STYLE! No possible way it could've been any better.
HRs by Joshua Fields & Dannnny Richar. I love newbs.
GOOD DAYYYYY.
Love,
E-Train
Monday, September 10, 2007
Dear CWS,
It’s come to that time in the season (seeing as we’ve been mathematically eliminated since about June) that we say “THERE’S ALWAYS NEXT YEAR”. Haha just kidding, I’m not as lame as a Cubs fan.
But seriously. We’ve seen a lot of new guys this season and it’s about time we see who’s gonna be back for the ’08 season.
Let’s see who we got.
LANCE BROADWAY. Mr. Porn Star himself. With a name like that, we caaaan’t get rid of this guy! But really, haven’t seen enough to decide on this one.
MARK BUEHRLE. Duh.
RYAN BUKVICH. This one’s iffy. I think we can do better.
JOSE CONTRERAS. I don’t think it’s possible to get rid of this man. =/
JOHNNY DANKS. For sure. This little guy showed tons of potential this year.
GAVIN FLOYD. He’s really proved himself these last few starts. I’d hold on to him, I know he’s got talent.
JON GARLAND. Duh. It’s been tough since All-Star Break but he’ll be fine.
BOBBY JENKS. Duh!
BOONE LOGAN. No. He’s had plenty of chances. I still don’t understand why everyone seems to thinks he’s like fucking Jesus or something.
MIKEY McDOUGAL. HELL.TO.THE.NAW. You gotta drop him hard. Fifty Cent hard.
MIKEY MYERS. NO. OLD PEOPLE GO HOME.
HEATH PHILLIPS. Haven’t seen the kid enough.
MATT THORNTON. Sure. He’s proven he’s worth it.
JAVIER BASS QUIZ. Love him! <3
EHREN WAS HER MAN. Also love him! <3
TOBY HALL. No thank you.
AJ PIERZYNSKI. Of course.
CINTRON. NO.
FIELDS. YES. He’s not the greatest, but he’s getting there.
KONERKO. Duh.
RICHAR. He’s a good kid. Gotta keep him.
URIBE. This is a tough one. If there’s any possible way we can find another shortstop in the off season, I say drop him. Otherwise I guess we don’t have any other choice.
DYE. Yes ma’am.
ERSTAD/PODSEDNIK. I don’t know. I guess keep probably one of them.
GONZALEZ. No!
TERRERO. He makes me laugh.
THOME. This one kills me. But I guess keep him. =/
DANNY STOP DOING NAUGHTY THINGS WITH YOUR BAT!!!!
Love,
E-TRAIN
But seriously. We’ve seen a lot of new guys this season and it’s about time we see who’s gonna be back for the ’08 season.
Let’s see who we got.
LANCE BROADWAY. Mr. Porn Star himself. With a name like that, we caaaan’t get rid of this guy! But really, haven’t seen enough to decide on this one.
MARK BUEHRLE. Duh.
RYAN BUKVICH. This one’s iffy. I think we can do better.
JOSE CONTRERAS. I don’t think it’s possible to get rid of this man. =/
JOHNNY DANKS. For sure. This little guy showed tons of potential this year.
GAVIN FLOYD. He’s really proved himself these last few starts. I’d hold on to him, I know he’s got talent.
JON GARLAND. Duh. It’s been tough since All-Star Break but he’ll be fine.
BOBBY JENKS. Duh!
BOONE LOGAN. No. He’s had plenty of chances. I still don’t understand why everyone seems to thinks he’s like fucking Jesus or something.
MIKEY McDOUGAL. HELL.TO.THE.NAW. You gotta drop him hard. Fifty Cent hard.
MIKEY MYERS. NO. OLD PEOPLE GO HOME.
HEATH PHILLIPS. Haven’t seen the kid enough.
MATT THORNTON. Sure. He’s proven he’s worth it.
JAVIER BASS QUIZ. Love him! <3
EHREN WAS HER MAN. Also love him! <3
TOBY HALL. No thank you.
AJ PIERZYNSKI. Of course.
CINTRON. NO.
FIELDS. YES. He’s not the greatest, but he’s getting there.
KONERKO. Duh.
RICHAR. He’s a good kid. Gotta keep him.
URIBE. This is a tough one. If there’s any possible way we can find another shortstop in the off season, I say drop him. Otherwise I guess we don’t have any other choice.
DYE. Yes ma’am.
ERSTAD/PODSEDNIK. I don’t know. I guess keep probably one of them.
GONZALEZ. No!
TERRERO. He makes me laugh.
THOME. This one kills me. But I guess keep him. =/
DANNY STOP DOING NAUGHTY THINGS WITH YOUR BAT!!!!
Love,
E-TRAIN
Dear CWS,
Yeah. That Twins series.
Pretty awesome.
You guys kill me.
Absolutely KILL ME.
Homerun by Uribe in the the 2nd.
Homerun by Cintron in the 7th.
Every single time Alex Cintron comes up to bat, I make some demeaning comment about him and then he hits a homerun. Maybe I should try this with everyone. Hm.
Top of the 9th. Minnesota decides to have a party with our pitchers and score SIX RUNS.
Bottom of the 9th. The boys decide to stop playing shit and score SOX RUNS. Right back at cha JUSTIN MORNEAU. Cintron, Richar, and Big Lead Louie (long time no see buddy, did you get fatter?) all got on base and Hot Wheels Fields let one rip for a double. Thome HR! 496! Sir Whiffs A Lot you surprise me so! Ground rule double scoring the Podzilla.
Decent pitching by six inning Javy.
Not terrible pitching by the 38 Year Old Virgin Mikey Myers.
Bitch ass pitching by Mikey McD and Boone Lagoon. Which somehow does not surprise me.
Good pitching by Lance Broadway who sounds like a porn star. And very well could be for all we know.
Nice pitching by Bobby Jenks.
Top of the 13th and Heath motherfucking looks like a mini Bobby Jenks Phillips picks off Nick Punto #2 (aka Michael Cuddyer). LMAO. Nicely played, rook.
So yeah I was getting pretty tired and then AJ decided to get me a hit scoring Louie The Terror Terrero in the bottom of the 13th.
I like how they were all jumping all over each other like they won the fucking World Series. AHAHA. And the DLP was giving each other piggyback rides which was hilarious.
Game number two.
Didn’t watch.
Bottom of the first back to back HRs by Jimmy (497!) and Paulie.
Nice hitting by Jer Bear.
WTF. Apparently Toby Triple Chin Hall got a homerun. Wow.
Matty got the save.
Nice.
GAME THREE.
Johan. Not much else to say.
Thome hit 498.
Josh Fields pulled an Aaron Rowand and got a face full of the outfield wall. And of course he was nowhere near the ball. Because he is Joshua Fields. “I HATE LEFT FIELD”.
TODAY.
HAHAHA.
#1. I never noticed but they play Austin Powers music when Mikey Myers comes out to pitch. Funny.
#2. Yay for throwing errors.
#3. AJ STOLE A BASE. LMFAO.
#4. Big Game Gavin pitched particularly well. 5 hits and 0 earned runs in 6.1 innings. Niiiiice.
#5. Game’s not over yet, but who really cares. Haha.
LOVE,
E-TRAIN
Pretty awesome.
You guys kill me.
Absolutely KILL ME.
Homerun by Uribe in the the 2nd.
Homerun by Cintron in the 7th.
Every single time Alex Cintron comes up to bat, I make some demeaning comment about him and then he hits a homerun. Maybe I should try this with everyone. Hm.
Top of the 9th. Minnesota decides to have a party with our pitchers and score SIX RUNS.
Bottom of the 9th. The boys decide to stop playing shit and score SOX RUNS. Right back at cha JUSTIN MORNEAU. Cintron, Richar, and Big Lead Louie (long time no see buddy, did you get fatter?) all got on base and Hot Wheels Fields let one rip for a double. Thome HR! 496! Sir Whiffs A Lot you surprise me so! Ground rule double scoring the Podzilla.
Decent pitching by six inning Javy.
Not terrible pitching by the 38 Year Old Virgin Mikey Myers.
Bitch ass pitching by Mikey McD and Boone Lagoon. Which somehow does not surprise me.
Good pitching by Lance Broadway who sounds like a porn star. And very well could be for all we know.
Nice pitching by Bobby Jenks.
Top of the 13th and Heath motherfucking looks like a mini Bobby Jenks Phillips picks off Nick Punto #2 (aka Michael Cuddyer). LMAO. Nicely played, rook.
So yeah I was getting pretty tired and then AJ decided to get me a hit scoring Louie The Terror Terrero in the bottom of the 13th.
I like how they were all jumping all over each other like they won the fucking World Series. AHAHA. And the DLP was giving each other piggyback rides which was hilarious.
Game number two.
Didn’t watch.
Bottom of the first back to back HRs by Jimmy (497!) and Paulie.
Nice hitting by Jer Bear.
WTF. Apparently Toby Triple Chin Hall got a homerun. Wow.
Matty got the save.
Nice.
GAME THREE.
Johan. Not much else to say.
Thome hit 498.
Josh Fields pulled an Aaron Rowand and got a face full of the outfield wall. And of course he was nowhere near the ball. Because he is Joshua Fields. “I HATE LEFT FIELD”.
TODAY.
HAHAHA.
#1. I never noticed but they play Austin Powers music when Mikey Myers comes out to pitch. Funny.
#2. Yay for throwing errors.
#3. AJ STOLE A BASE. LMFAO.
#4. Big Game Gavin pitched particularly well. 5 hits and 0 earned runs in 6.1 innings. Niiiiice.
#5. Game’s not over yet, but who really cares. Haha.
LOVE,
E-TRAIN
Sunday, September 2, 2007
Dear CWS,
Long time no write, eh?
Sorry, an eleven game losing streak can do that to ya.
So puhleeeeeeease tell me why we cannot play like this everyday?!
I mean seriously! I know you are all capable of playing as well as you did today! GAHHHH! That's why this season has been so frustrating. We're not bad because there is no talent. We're bad because there is no HEART on this team. /siiiiiigh
JOSE FUCKING CONTRERAS. HOLY MOTHER OF PEARL.
You officially won two starts in a ROW. Amazing.
6.2 IP, 4 Hits, 0 Runs, 5 Strikeouts!
Is this 2005 Jose we are seeing possibly?
Hmmm.
NEWB SOCIETY
JO Feasy. What a stud. 3 for 4 with 2RBI and 1 stolen base. Now THAT'S what I'm talking 'bout!
JF. Didn't play today. Got switched to LF though. It's ironic that with a name like Fields, Josh can't seem to field for shit. Hmmm.
Danny DLP. Looking better every day! 2 for 4 today. Atta boy.
THE REST
Thome. Gotta hold on to your bat, buddy! You almost decapitated the ump today. Trying to pull a Mike Redmond on him.
Paulie. Not bad.
Erstie. YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOOOARD YESSS! And dude you totally gunned down Victor Martinez. Psh maybe next time loser.
AJ. Was apparantly 4 for 5. I don't think I even noticed you were playing. Sorry.
Andy. Andy, Andy, Andy. No comment.
JUAN. YOU SUCK. I'M TIRED OF HAVING TO STICK UP FOR YOU. PLEASE GO AWAY AND NEVER COME BACK. THANKS. <3
Boone. Meh.
EHREN WASSERMANN. I LOVE YOU MORE AND MORE EVERY GAME.
Big Baaaaad Bobby Jenks. Congratz on tying the record a few weeks ago. Nice game today.
LOOOOOOVE,
E-TRAIN <3
Sorry, an eleven game losing streak can do that to ya.
So puhleeeeeeease tell me why we cannot play like this everyday?!
I mean seriously! I know you are all capable of playing as well as you did today! GAHHHH! That's why this season has been so frustrating. We're not bad because there is no talent. We're bad because there is no HEART on this team. /siiiiiigh
JOSE FUCKING CONTRERAS. HOLY MOTHER OF PEARL.
You officially won two starts in a ROW. Amazing.
6.2 IP, 4 Hits, 0 Runs, 5 Strikeouts!
Is this 2005 Jose we are seeing possibly?
Hmmm.
NEWB SOCIETY
JO Feasy. What a stud. 3 for 4 with 2RBI and 1 stolen base. Now THAT'S what I'm talking 'bout!
JF. Didn't play today. Got switched to LF though. It's ironic that with a name like Fields, Josh can't seem to field for shit. Hmmm.
Danny DLP. Looking better every day! 2 for 4 today. Atta boy.
THE REST
Thome. Gotta hold on to your bat, buddy! You almost decapitated the ump today. Trying to pull a Mike Redmond on him.
Paulie. Not bad.
Erstie. YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOOOARD YESSS! And dude you totally gunned down Victor Martinez. Psh maybe next time loser.
AJ. Was apparantly 4 for 5. I don't think I even noticed you were playing. Sorry.
Andy. Andy, Andy, Andy. No comment.
JUAN. YOU SUCK. I'M TIRED OF HAVING TO STICK UP FOR YOU. PLEASE GO AWAY AND NEVER COME BACK. THANKS. <3
Boone. Meh.
EHREN WASSERMANN. I LOVE YOU MORE AND MORE EVERY GAME.
Big Baaaaad Bobby Jenks. Congratz on tying the record a few weeks ago. Nice game today.
LOOOOOOVE,
E-TRAIN <3
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