Dear CWS,

Welcome, Octavio Dotel.
Dude, how many teams have you been on? I was looking for a pic of you and there was at least five different teams you on. Let's check Wikipedia.

New York Mets (1999)
Houston Astros (2000-2004)
Oakland Athletics (2004-2005)
New York Yankees (2006)
Kansas City Royals (2007)
Atlanta Braves (2007)
Chicago White Sox (2008-present)

Yeah. Damn. I hope you don't suck.

Love,
E-Train

PS: Could you please kill Mike MacDougal while you're at it? Thanks.

Dear CWS,

Sorry for neglecting you. Welcome, Nick Swisher. I didn't like you at first, but now this doesn't seem so bad. We did need an outfielder. Congratz Joe for signing a one year deal. I hope you stay. Supposedly close to signing a deal with Octavio Dotel. I sure hope this happens so that our BP will suck a tiny bit less than last year.

Love,
E-Train