Dear CWS,

It’s come to that time in the season (seeing as we’ve been mathematically eliminated since about June) that we say “THERE’S ALWAYS NEXT YEAR”. Haha just kidding, I’m not as lame as a Cubs fan.
But seriously. We’ve seen a lot of new guys this season and it’s about time we see who’s gonna be back for the ’08 season.
Let’s see who we got.
LANCE BROADWAY. Mr. Porn Star himself. With a name like that, we caaaan’t get rid of this guy! But really, haven’t seen enough to decide on this one.
MARK BUEHRLE. Duh.
RYAN BUKVICH. This one’s iffy. I think we can do better.
JOSE CONTRERAS. I don’t think it’s possible to get rid of this man. =/
JOHNNY DANKS. For sure. This little guy showed tons of potential this year.
GAVIN FLOYD. He’s really proved himself these last few starts. I’d hold on to him, I know he’s got talent.
JON GARLAND. Duh. It’s been tough since All-Star Break but he’ll be fine.
BOBBY JENKS. Duh!
BOONE LOGAN. No. He’s had plenty of chances. I still don’t understand why everyone seems to thinks he’s like fucking Jesus or something.
MIKEY McDOUGAL. HELL.TO.THE.NAW. You gotta drop him hard. Fifty Cent hard.
MIKEY MYERS. NO. OLD PEOPLE GO HOME.
HEATH PHILLIPS. Haven’t seen the kid enough.
MATT THORNTON. Sure. He’s proven he’s worth it.
JAVIER BASS QUIZ. Love him! <3
EHREN WAS HER MAN. Also love him! <3

TOBY HALL. No thank you.
AJ PIERZYNSKI. Of course.
CINTRON. NO.
FIELDS. YES. He’s not the greatest, but he’s getting there.
KONERKO. Duh.
RICHAR. He’s a good kid. Gotta keep him.
URIBE. This is a tough one. If there’s any possible way we can find another shortstop in the off season, I say drop him. Otherwise I guess we don’t have any other choice.
DYE. Yes ma’am.
ERSTAD/PODSEDNIK. I don’t know. I guess keep probably one of them.
GONZALEZ. No!
TERRERO. He makes me laugh.
THOME. This one kills me. But I guess keep him. =/


DANNY STOP DOING NAUGHTY THINGS WITH YOUR BAT!!!!

Love,
E-TRAIN