Sorry, an eleven game losing streak can do that to ya.
So puhleeeeeeease tell me why we cannot play like this everyday?!
I mean seriously! I know you are all capable of playing as well as you did today! GAHHHH! That's why this season has been so frustrating. We're not bad because there is no talent. We're bad because there is no HEART on this team. /siiiiiigh
JOSE FUCKING CONTRERAS. HOLY MOTHER OF PEARL.
You officially won two starts in a ROW. Amazing.
6.2 IP, 4 Hits, 0 Runs, 5 Strikeouts!
Is this 2005 Jose we are seeing possibly?
Hmmm.
NEWB SOCIETY
JO Feasy. What a stud. 3 for 4 with 2RBI and 1 stolen base. Now THAT'S what I'm talking 'bout!
JF. Didn't play today. Got switched to LF though. It's ironic that with a name like Fields, Josh can't seem to field for shit. Hmmm.
Danny DLP. Looking better every day! 2 for 4 today. Atta boy.
THE REST
Thome. Gotta hold on to your bat, buddy! You almost decapitated the ump today. Trying to pull a Mike Redmond on him.
Paulie. Not bad.
Erstie. YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOOOARD YESSS! And dude you totally gunned down Victor Martinez. Psh maybe next time loser.
AJ. Was apparantly 4 for 5. I don't think I even noticed you were playing. Sorry.
Andy. Andy, Andy, Andy. No comment.
JUAN. YOU SUCK. I'M TIRED OF HAVING TO STICK UP FOR YOU. PLEASE GO AWAY AND NEVER COME BACK. THANKS. <3
Boone. Meh.
EHREN WASSERMANN. I LOVE YOU MORE AND MORE EVERY GAME.
Big Baaaaad Bobby Jenks. Congratz on tying the record a few weeks ago. Nice game today.
LOOOOOOVE,
E-TRAIN <3
No comments:
Post a Comment