Dear CWS,

Dude. Aaron Laffey looks like a sixth grader. Let's try to get some hits off of him. He's like Ehren Wasserman Jr. AS WE SPEAK AJ FREAKING PIERZYSNKI HITS A SOLO HOMERUN! Now that's what I call fast service.

AJ likes to party. :)

With Paul Konerko.

HAHAHA.
Those pics are priceless.

Quick facts:

Jerry Owens was a wide reciever at UCLA.


And Josh Fields was a quarterback at OSU.
I have a strong urge to call him The Sex Cannon now.

Good bye, Laffey! GTFO.

Also, DJ better watch his back. Stone Pony called that Juan Uribe walkoff HR. He knows a lot about baseball. I feel bad saying this because you know how I love Hawk & DJ, but Hawk & Stoney doesn't sound half bad to me. :)

What the hell, Lewis looks like he is twelve years old too! Battle of the e-school kids.

Anyway.

Juan Uribe. Homerun. Jazz hands. Fireworks. Mob @ home plate. Ozzie smile. More mob. Fans. Run to Dugout. Hug Ozzie. Pat on back. Scotty Pods. Cintro and Uribe. DLP!!!! Replau of jazz hands.


Juan Uribe has the cutest accent ever. Josh Mora just keeps nodding like he knows what Juan is saying. LOL.

Goddamn, Danny Richar is such a smart kid. I adore him.

RUNNERS AT THE CORNERS. NOBODY OUT. HE GONE. HE GONE. HE GONE. Atta boy CUZZIN BUCKY.

Meh. I'm done for now.

Love,
E-TRAIN