Dear CWS,

Wah, c'mon Bobby. You're big, you're bad, and that's the first out.
This bitch Monroe ain't got nothing on you, Jenks.
Nice catch, Jer Bear.
Brandon Inge is a fucking loser, plz kill him.
I wanna see 98 mph, Bobby.
No walks, babe.
Go get him.
Juuuuuust got a piece of it.
You got this, one more out.
YEAH BABYYYYYYYY!

Oh man. It fucking Mike McDougal didn't suck so much, I wouldn't have been so uptight about this ninth inning!!!

Jerry Owens: I like you.

Joshua Fields: You are my baby boy.

JIIIIIIIM THOOOOME: "Magz doesn't even move YOU CANNN PUT IT ON THE BOOOOARRRD YEEESSSS!" HR numero 490.

Paulie "Soft Hands" Konerko: You're cool with me.

AJ: Way to get your first HR since fucking May 20th. Which happened to be a grandslam verses Neal fucking Cotts, man. :)

Jamayne Die: Keeps the socks, bitch.

Podzilla: You got one sweet hit that Dye almost died (no pun intended) trying to score on!

Juan, baby: Plz get a hit sometime soon, k thanx.

Danny Richar: Domincan Love Posse strikes again! Nice backwards-ish catch and double play flip.

HAV-E-AIR VAZ-KEZ: Not bad, son. Not bad. Awesome pickups on those bunts.

Mikey McD: >:- You get the mad face because you suck. Plz go back to Triple A with your boyfriend Aardsma.

Matty "ROBO COP" Thornton: Not too bad, sir.

Ehren "Baby Bucky" Wasserman: No need for a comment. :)

Big BAAAAD Bobby Jenks: seyz "BITCH GO SIT DOWN"


High fives, DLP, more high fives.


PotG & HUGGGGG

Love,
E-TRAIN