Dear CWS,

Long time no talk. Probably cause we're losing to the A's right now, YET AGAIN.

It doesn't help that Oakland fans are the most annoying fans on the face of this earth. They boo EVERY SINGLE STRIKE CALLED AGAINST AN A'S PLAYER! WTF! Strikes happen losers! Now they are booing because Danny Richar stole a base and they thought he was out. OH MY GOD SHUT UP! Surprisingly enough these fans are not even the most annoying (that I have experienced). The list goes:

1. Cubs fans- the Cubs are a fratboy-adored, perpetually losing, injury-ignoring, pre-school blue, ticket scalping franchise reveals. Their "fans" go to the games to get drunk. They admire the Wrigley ivy more than their own team. "There's always next year." Cubs fans think that they are all that this season. The only reason they are 2nd place in their division is because the NL Central is WEAK. A 61-59 record is BARELY enough for THIRD PLACE in the AL Central. Sure, the Cubs can beat teams like the Nationals and the Reds, but they don't come even close to AL powerhouses like the Red Sox (72-48), Yankees (67-53), Tigers (66-54), Indians (66-54), Angels (69-49), and Mariners (66-52). Even the top NL teams could kill the Cubs, Mets (67-52), Braves (64-56), D-backs (68-53), and Padres (64-55). Contrary to popular belief, the Cubs are not the most popular team in Chicago, they are the most favorite team of every yokel from Iowa and Southern Illinois who moves to Chicago after dropping out of Junior College.

2. Yankees fans- Where to begin? They only cheer for the Yankees because the team has a history of decent teams. There are "fans" all over the country. People who don't watch baseball are Yankees "fans". Because apparantly wearing a red and gold Yankees hat makes you cool. WTF. Yankees "fans" are CONSTANTLY reminding everyone on the face of this earth how many times their team won the World Series. They cheer when the hear that the team signed Roger Clemens and then boo him when he has one bad inning, seeminglt forgeting that he will be pitching five days later. And hey, Clemens never said anything about how good he would be seeing as he is like fifty years old. He just agreed to making a shit load of money. Not his fault. Instead of cheering their players on, Yankees fans boo every chance they get. Just because you spend a lot of money on Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez don't mean they're gonna be perfect. Lame.
3. Athletics fans- They boo everything. THERE THEY ARE! BOOING AGAIN! I KID YOU NOT! Ball gets away from the catcher, Darin Erstad runs to third and is called safe and they BOO. He was SAFE. STFU already. I don't hear them cheer when Haren gets a K to end the inning. But they BOO AT EVERYTHING. Strike on Nick Swisher BOO. Strike on Travis Buck BOO. Danny Richar is safe stealing second BOO. AJ is obviously safe sliding on a double BOOOOOOO. Bat boy drops a bat BOO! The hot dog guy doesn't have anymore ketchup BOOOOOOOOOO! God. I hate them.


Boone.Logan.

LOVE,
E-TRAIN