HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I hope 2008 brings playoff hopes and World Series aspirations.
Love,
E-Train ya brain.
Monday, December 31, 2007
Saturday, December 22, 2007
Dear CWS,
Hello, Alexei Ramirez!
4.75 mil for four years... not bad.
Hopefully he'll turn out to be something.
If not... NO BIG DEAL.
I mean we're the fucking White Sox.
This shit happens all the time.
But it's cool. :)
LOVE,
Ya trade E-Train and ya trade ya brain
4.75 mil for four years... not bad.
Hopefully he'll turn out to be something.
If not... NO BIG DEAL.
I mean we're the fucking White Sox.
This shit happens all the time.
But it's cool. :)
LOVE,
Ya trade E-Train and ya trade ya brain
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Dear CWS,
Idk what I'm gonna do with myself next season.
I never thought I would be saying this, but I'm gonna miss a lot of you guys.
No more noodle arm Podsie Pan giving me a heart attack by actually throwing someone out. PODZILLA IS NO MORE.
No more Sir Whiffs A lot making me laugh by being so pathetic. Seriously, best thing about 2007 was him breaking his ankle WHIFFING at a pitch. Simple amazing.
No more Fishy, my Garfish, my husband, my SEXY BEAST.
No more making demeaning comments to Alex Cintron, he who looks like a chipmunk.
NO MORE DLP!!! If Uribe gets traded. Which I think is sorta likely. Which would mean no more lack of necks, JAZZ HANDS, and my main man.
(Hopefully) no more MIKE MCDOUGAL.
No more 38 year old virgin, Michael Myers. Actually that's not really a sad thing.
No more calling Danny Richar a roooook. <3
No more ONE HIT GUSTAVO. D=
Motherfucker I'm gonna have get these new bitches some nicknames.
LOVELOVELOVELOVELOVE
e to the train
I never thought I would be saying this, but I'm gonna miss a lot of you guys.
No more noodle arm Podsie Pan giving me a heart attack by actually throwing someone out. PODZILLA IS NO MORE.
No more Sir Whiffs A lot making me laugh by being so pathetic. Seriously, best thing about 2007 was him breaking his ankle WHIFFING at a pitch. Simple amazing.
No more Fishy, my Garfish, my husband, my SEXY BEAST.
No more making demeaning comments to Alex Cintron, he who looks like a chipmunk.
NO MORE DLP!!! If Uribe gets traded. Which I think is sorta likely. Which would mean no more lack of necks, JAZZ HANDS, and my main man.
(Hopefully) no more MIKE MCDOUGAL.
No more 38 year old virgin, Michael Myers. Actually that's not really a sad thing.
No more calling Danny Richar a roooook. <3
No more ONE HIT GUSTAVO. D=
Motherfucker I'm gonna have get these new bitches some nicknames.
LOVELOVELOVELOVELOVE
e to the train
Dear CWS,
Yeah so offseason's been... interesting?
Seriously, KW, what the hell.
We have no outfielders.
I admit, I don't think Torii Hunter was the answer... but still.
No Rowand no Jones, all we got is some random dude from the D-Backs.
Great.
Bye bye to Garfishy and Scotty Pods.
I love you both so very much.
Seriously I feel we're playing Survivor with the 2005 team.
Who will be last one voted off the island?!
Let's see who we got left.
Konerko
Uribe (probably not for long)
Crede (also a big possibility)
Jenks
Ozuna
Buehrle
Contreras (yikes)
And I think that's it.
Oh well.
IT'S ALL UP TO YOU SCOTT LINEBRINK. MVP.
LOVE,
E-train
Seriously, KW, what the hell.
We have no outfielders.
I admit, I don't think Torii Hunter was the answer... but still.
No Rowand no Jones, all we got is some random dude from the D-Backs.
Great.
Bye bye to Garfishy and Scotty Pods.
I love you both so very much.
Seriously I feel we're playing Survivor with the 2005 team.
Who will be last one voted off the island?!
Let's see who we got left.
Konerko
Uribe (probably not for long)
Crede (also a big possibility)
Jenks
Ozuna
Buehrle
Contreras (yikes)
And I think that's it.
Oh well.
IT'S ALL UP TO YOU SCOTT LINEBRINK. MVP.
LOVE,
E-train
Sunday, September 16, 2007
Dear CWS,
What has been up lately?
Beating the Angels for crying out loud!!!
AJ stole a base & caught a runner stealing in the SAME GAME!
Scotty Pods gunned someone down @ home plate!
BOBBY JENKS HAS A MOHAWK!
Sign of the apocolypse Y/N?
Also Half Way to St. Patrick's Day was the other day.
Which means green jerseys.
WHICH MEANS EHREN WASSERMANN LOOKS LIKE A LEPRECHAUN.
I mean more than he usually does @ least.
Love,
e.train
Beating the Angels for crying out loud!!!
AJ stole a base & caught a runner stealing in the SAME GAME!
Scotty Pods gunned someone down @ home plate!
BOBBY JENKS HAS A MOHAWK!
Sign of the apocolypse Y/N?
Also Half Way to St. Patrick's Day was the other day.
Which means green jerseys.
WHICH MEANS EHREN WASSERMANN LOOKS LIKE A LEPRECHAUN.
I mean more than he usually does @ least.
Love,
e.train
Dear Jim Thome,
CONGRATZ!!!!
I know I always say that KW needs to trade you, but deep down I know the Sox wouldn't be the same without you. NUMERO 500! WALK OFF STYLE! No possible way it could've been any better.
HRs by Joshua Fields & Dannnny Richar. I love newbs.
GOOD DAYYYYY.
Love,
E-Train
I know I always say that KW needs to trade you, but deep down I know the Sox wouldn't be the same without you. NUMERO 500! WALK OFF STYLE! No possible way it could've been any better.
HRs by Joshua Fields & Dannnny Richar. I love newbs.
GOOD DAYYYYY.
Love,
E-Train
Monday, September 10, 2007
Dear CWS,
It’s come to that time in the season (seeing as we’ve been mathematically eliminated since about June) that we say “THERE’S ALWAYS NEXT YEAR”. Haha just kidding, I’m not as lame as a Cubs fan.
But seriously. We’ve seen a lot of new guys this season and it’s about time we see who’s gonna be back for the ’08 season.
Let’s see who we got.
LANCE BROADWAY. Mr. Porn Star himself. With a name like that, we caaaan’t get rid of this guy! But really, haven’t seen enough to decide on this one.
MARK BUEHRLE. Duh.
RYAN BUKVICH. This one’s iffy. I think we can do better.
JOSE CONTRERAS. I don’t think it’s possible to get rid of this man. =/
JOHNNY DANKS. For sure. This little guy showed tons of potential this year.
GAVIN FLOYD. He’s really proved himself these last few starts. I’d hold on to him, I know he’s got talent.
JON GARLAND. Duh. It’s been tough since All-Star Break but he’ll be fine.
BOBBY JENKS. Duh!
BOONE LOGAN. No. He’s had plenty of chances. I still don’t understand why everyone seems to thinks he’s like fucking Jesus or something.
MIKEY McDOUGAL. HELL.TO.THE.NAW. You gotta drop him hard. Fifty Cent hard.
MIKEY MYERS. NO. OLD PEOPLE GO HOME.
HEATH PHILLIPS. Haven’t seen the kid enough.
MATT THORNTON. Sure. He’s proven he’s worth it.
JAVIER BASS QUIZ. Love him! <3
EHREN WAS HER MAN. Also love him! <3
TOBY HALL. No thank you.
AJ PIERZYNSKI. Of course.
CINTRON. NO.
FIELDS. YES. He’s not the greatest, but he’s getting there.
KONERKO. Duh.
RICHAR. He’s a good kid. Gotta keep him.
URIBE. This is a tough one. If there’s any possible way we can find another shortstop in the off season, I say drop him. Otherwise I guess we don’t have any other choice.
DYE. Yes ma’am.
ERSTAD/PODSEDNIK. I don’t know. I guess keep probably one of them.
GONZALEZ. No!
TERRERO. He makes me laugh.
THOME. This one kills me. But I guess keep him. =/
DANNY STOP DOING NAUGHTY THINGS WITH YOUR BAT!!!!
Love,
E-TRAIN
But seriously. We’ve seen a lot of new guys this season and it’s about time we see who’s gonna be back for the ’08 season.
Let’s see who we got.
LANCE BROADWAY. Mr. Porn Star himself. With a name like that, we caaaan’t get rid of this guy! But really, haven’t seen enough to decide on this one.
MARK BUEHRLE. Duh.
RYAN BUKVICH. This one’s iffy. I think we can do better.
JOSE CONTRERAS. I don’t think it’s possible to get rid of this man. =/
JOHNNY DANKS. For sure. This little guy showed tons of potential this year.
GAVIN FLOYD. He’s really proved himself these last few starts. I’d hold on to him, I know he’s got talent.
JON GARLAND. Duh. It’s been tough since All-Star Break but he’ll be fine.
BOBBY JENKS. Duh!
BOONE LOGAN. No. He’s had plenty of chances. I still don’t understand why everyone seems to thinks he’s like fucking Jesus or something.
MIKEY McDOUGAL. HELL.TO.THE.NAW. You gotta drop him hard. Fifty Cent hard.
MIKEY MYERS. NO. OLD PEOPLE GO HOME.
HEATH PHILLIPS. Haven’t seen the kid enough.
MATT THORNTON. Sure. He’s proven he’s worth it.
JAVIER BASS QUIZ. Love him! <3
EHREN WAS HER MAN. Also love him! <3
TOBY HALL. No thank you.
AJ PIERZYNSKI. Of course.
CINTRON. NO.
FIELDS. YES. He’s not the greatest, but he’s getting there.
KONERKO. Duh.
RICHAR. He’s a good kid. Gotta keep him.
URIBE. This is a tough one. If there’s any possible way we can find another shortstop in the off season, I say drop him. Otherwise I guess we don’t have any other choice.
DYE. Yes ma’am.
ERSTAD/PODSEDNIK. I don’t know. I guess keep probably one of them.
GONZALEZ. No!
TERRERO. He makes me laugh.
THOME. This one kills me. But I guess keep him. =/
DANNY STOP DOING NAUGHTY THINGS WITH YOUR BAT!!!!
Love,
E-TRAIN
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