Welcome, Octavio Dotel.
Dude, how many teams have you been on? I was looking for a pic of you and there was at least five different teams you on. Let's check Wikipedia.
New York Mets (1999)
Houston Astros (2000-2004)
Oakland Athletics (2004-2005)
New York Yankees (2006)
Kansas City Royals (2007)
Atlanta Braves (2007)
Chicago White Sox (2008-present)
Yeah. Damn. I hope you don't suck.
Love,
E-Train
PS: Could you please kill Mike MacDougal while you're at it? Thanks.
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Sunday, January 20, 2008
Dear CWS,
Sorry for neglecting you. Welcome, Nick Swisher. I didn't like you at first, but now this doesn't seem so bad. We did need an outfielder. Congratz Joe for signing a one year deal. I hope you stay. Supposedly close to signing a deal with Octavio Dotel. I sure hope this happens so that our BP will suck a tiny bit less than last year.
Love,
E-Train
Love,
E-Train
Monday, December 31, 2007
Dear CWS,
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I hope 2008 brings playoff hopes and World Series aspirations.
Love,
E-Train ya brain.
I hope 2008 brings playoff hopes and World Series aspirations.
Love,
E-Train ya brain.
Saturday, December 22, 2007
Dear CWS,
Hello, Alexei Ramirez!
4.75 mil for four years... not bad.
Hopefully he'll turn out to be something.
If not... NO BIG DEAL.
I mean we're the fucking White Sox.
This shit happens all the time.
But it's cool. :)
LOVE,
Ya trade E-Train and ya trade ya brain
4.75 mil for four years... not bad.
Hopefully he'll turn out to be something.
If not... NO BIG DEAL.
I mean we're the fucking White Sox.
This shit happens all the time.
But it's cool. :)
LOVE,
Ya trade E-Train and ya trade ya brain
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Dear CWS,
Idk what I'm gonna do with myself next season.
I never thought I would be saying this, but I'm gonna miss a lot of you guys.
No more noodle arm Podsie Pan giving me a heart attack by actually throwing someone out. PODZILLA IS NO MORE.
No more Sir Whiffs A lot making me laugh by being so pathetic. Seriously, best thing about 2007 was him breaking his ankle WHIFFING at a pitch. Simple amazing.
No more Fishy, my Garfish, my husband, my SEXY BEAST.
No more making demeaning comments to Alex Cintron, he who looks like a chipmunk.
NO MORE DLP!!! If Uribe gets traded. Which I think is sorta likely. Which would mean no more lack of necks, JAZZ HANDS, and my main man.
(Hopefully) no more MIKE MCDOUGAL.
No more 38 year old virgin, Michael Myers. Actually that's not really a sad thing.
No more calling Danny Richar a roooook. <3
No more ONE HIT GUSTAVO. D=
Motherfucker I'm gonna have get these new bitches some nicknames.
LOVELOVELOVELOVELOVE
e to the train
I never thought I would be saying this, but I'm gonna miss a lot of you guys.
No more noodle arm Podsie Pan giving me a heart attack by actually throwing someone out. PODZILLA IS NO MORE.
No more Sir Whiffs A lot making me laugh by being so pathetic. Seriously, best thing about 2007 was him breaking his ankle WHIFFING at a pitch. Simple amazing.
No more Fishy, my Garfish, my husband, my SEXY BEAST.
No more making demeaning comments to Alex Cintron, he who looks like a chipmunk.
NO MORE DLP!!! If Uribe gets traded. Which I think is sorta likely. Which would mean no more lack of necks, JAZZ HANDS, and my main man.
(Hopefully) no more MIKE MCDOUGAL.
No more 38 year old virgin, Michael Myers. Actually that's not really a sad thing.
No more calling Danny Richar a roooook. <3
No more ONE HIT GUSTAVO. D=
Motherfucker I'm gonna have get these new bitches some nicknames.
LOVELOVELOVELOVELOVE
e to the train
Dear CWS,
Yeah so offseason's been... interesting?
Seriously, KW, what the hell.
We have no outfielders.
I admit, I don't think Torii Hunter was the answer... but still.
No Rowand no Jones, all we got is some random dude from the D-Backs.
Great.
Bye bye to Garfishy and Scotty Pods.
I love you both so very much.
Seriously I feel we're playing Survivor with the 2005 team.
Who will be last one voted off the island?!
Let's see who we got left.
Konerko
Uribe (probably not for long)
Crede (also a big possibility)
Jenks
Ozuna
Buehrle
Contreras (yikes)
And I think that's it.
Oh well.
IT'S ALL UP TO YOU SCOTT LINEBRINK. MVP.
LOVE,
E-train
Seriously, KW, what the hell.
We have no outfielders.
I admit, I don't think Torii Hunter was the answer... but still.
No Rowand no Jones, all we got is some random dude from the D-Backs.
Great.
Bye bye to Garfishy and Scotty Pods.
I love you both so very much.
Seriously I feel we're playing Survivor with the 2005 team.
Who will be last one voted off the island?!
Let's see who we got left.
Konerko
Uribe (probably not for long)
Crede (also a big possibility)
Jenks
Ozuna
Buehrle
Contreras (yikes)
And I think that's it.
Oh well.
IT'S ALL UP TO YOU SCOTT LINEBRINK. MVP.
LOVE,
E-train
Sunday, September 16, 2007
Dear CWS,
What has been up lately?
Beating the Angels for crying out loud!!!
AJ stole a base & caught a runner stealing in the SAME GAME!
Scotty Pods gunned someone down @ home plate!
BOBBY JENKS HAS A MOHAWK!
Sign of the apocolypse Y/N?
Also Half Way to St. Patrick's Day was the other day.
Which means green jerseys.
WHICH MEANS EHREN WASSERMANN LOOKS LIKE A LEPRECHAUN.
I mean more than he usually does @ least.
Love,
e.train
Beating the Angels for crying out loud!!!
AJ stole a base & caught a runner stealing in the SAME GAME!
Scotty Pods gunned someone down @ home plate!
BOBBY JENKS HAS A MOHAWK!
Sign of the apocolypse Y/N?
Also Half Way to St. Patrick's Day was the other day.
Which means green jerseys.
WHICH MEANS EHREN WASSERMANN LOOKS LIKE A LEPRECHAUN.
I mean more than he usually does @ least.
Love,
e.train
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